This week we find our champion from Boston battling a new force the world may not be ready for…
Our champ is the Boston Bro-per. This Bostonian Bro approached a 16 year old female on the underground train, ripped her shirt off, and began to grope her. Police are looking for the bro-per, who is still at large.
Our newcomer is a pair of brothers, The Amish Gruesome Twosome. These teenage brothers were arrested on charges of having relations with as many as 6 people from their family, as well as a cow and a horse. Yes, a cow and a horse…
Vote now, let your voice be heard and stop douche baggary!
UPDATE – THE BOSTON BRO-PER TAKES IT AGAIN!
Douche of the week is BACK! This week we bring our returning champion against the our drunken newcomer.
Our champ is the Boston Bro-per. This Bostonian Bro approached a 16 year old female on the underground train, ripped her shirt off, and began to grop her. Police are looking for the bro-per, who is still at large.
Our friend George Fiftyseven got the attention of Florida police when he made several drunken calls to 911 trying to get a ride to the liquor store…
Those are our choices for the week. Vote now!
UPDATE – OUR NEW CHAMPION IS THE BOSTON BRO-PER!
This week we pit our new champion against a vile newcomer. Both are deserving of being Douche of the Week! Let’s get to the stories…
Mr. McNasty. This man decided he was going to take a look at some of his favorite pron in the kid’s play area of his local McDonalds. Needless to say, kids will forever be scared.
Our newcomer is the Boston Bro-per. This Bostonian Bro approached a 16 year old female on the underground train, ripped her shirt off, and began to grop her. Police are looking for the bro-per, who is still at large.
The choice is yours, vote for the Douche of the Week now and listen to episode 14 for the results!!
UPDATE – MR MCNASTY IS OUR NEW CHAMPION DETHRONING THE REIGNING DOUCHE!
This week we pit our two week champion against our new challenger who was doing some inappropriate things at the local McDonalds. Here’s the story….
Our reigning champion is The Suing Teacher. This German woman is suing a 14 year old student for merely drawing a bunny rabbit on the chalkboard. Our teacher is deathly afraid of rabbits, so much so that a 14 year olds scribblings on the chalkboard cause her to have a meltdown, and now is suing for damages. Who sues a kid?
Our new challanger is Mr. McNasty. This man decided he was going to take a look at some of his favorite pron in the kid’s play area of his local McDonalds. Needless to say, kids will forever be scared…..
There’s your choices. Choose wisely, and vote to the right!
UPDATE – THE SUING TEACHER TAKES IT FOR A SECOND WEEK!
This week we pit our new champion against a newcomer who’s a noisy roommate and just all around inconciderate.
Our reigning champion is The Suing Teacher. This German woman is suing a 14 year old student for merely drawing a bunny rabbit on the chalkboard. Our teacher is deathly afraid of rabbits, so much so that a 14 year olds scribblings on the chalkboard cause her to have a meltdown, and now is suing for damages. Who sues a kid?
Our new challenger is a man from South Carolina who we’re calling the Sexy Stabber. He was having carnal relations with someone and making quite a bit of noise when his roommate came home and asked him to quiet down. This only angered our challanger causing him to stab his roommate repeadedly.
Those are our choices for the week. Get your votes in and help us figure out the Douche of of the Week!
UPDATE – OUR 5 TIME CHAMPION HAS BEEN DETHRONED! THE SUING TEACHER IS OUR DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK!
Week 10 pits our longest running champion (5 WEEKS!) against a new comer who just may take the cake this week. We’ll let you be the judge.
Our reigning (and record holding) champion is crabrevenge.com, which is known selling lice for the southern regions of whoever is ticking you off. Seems a bit excessive and definitely d-bag material.
Our challenger who approaches is The Suing Teacher. This German woman is suing a 14 year old student for merely drawing a bunny rabbit on the chalkboard. Our teacher is deathly afraid of rabbits, so much so that a 14 year olds scribblings on the chalkboard cause her to have a meltdown, and now is suing for damages. Who sues a kid?
There are the stories, the rest is up to you. Vote on our poll to the right and help us decide who our Douche of the Week is!
UPDATE – CRABREVENGE.COM HAS WON FOR A 5th WEEK IN A ROW.
Week 9 sets the stage between our unpresidented 4th week champion against the challenger who is not afraid of touching a man. Here’s all the details…
Our reigning (and record holding) champion is crabrevenge.com, which is known selling lice for the southern regions of whoever is ticking you off. Seems a bit excessive and definitely d-bag material.
Our challanger is the Dallas Twister. Miss Twister was caught taking some supplies from a Home Depot, and after the guards chased her, she decided she would catch the guards by surprise and twist their testicals. As the guards in pain backed off, she pulled a knife on them, but was overtaken after an asthma attack.
Time to vote! Help us out as we pick this week’s Douche of the Week!!
UPDATE – CRABREVENGE.COM TAKES THE BELT FOR THE 4TH WEEK IN A ROW, BREAKING THE PREVIOUS TUB RECORD OF 3 WEEKS!
This week our 3 week reigning champ, CRABREVENGE.com, is back and wearing the belt proud. But from a lonely lake speeds our challenger, who will simply be known to us, as The Wedding Flasher. Lets get to know our contestants…
Our reigning champion is crabrevenge.com, which is known selling lice for the southern regions of whoever is ticking you off. Seems a bit excessive and definitely d-bag material.
The Wedding Flasher is our challenger. It was a beautiful day at the lake, the kind of day a bride would dream about since being a little girl. Little did that bride, or the groom for that matter, realize that their perfect day at the lake exchanging vows would forever haunt them. Our friend The Wedding Flasher who was out on the lake for a day of boating, saw the wedding, and despite discouragement from his crew, dropped his swimtrunks, not once, but twice during the wedding service.
These are simply the facts. The rest is up to you. Vote now for your Douche of the Week, and make sure you don’t miss Episode 9 this Thursday, June 10th for the results!
