UPDATE – THE SUING TEACHER TAKES IT FOR A SECOND WEEK!
This week we pit our new champion against a newcomer who’s a noisy roommate and just all around inconciderate.
Our reigning champion is The Suing Teacher. This German woman is suing a 14 year old student for merely drawing a bunny rabbit on the chalkboard. Our teacher is deathly afraid of rabbits, so much so that a 14 year olds scribblings on the chalkboard cause her to have a meltdown, and now is suing for damages. Who sues a kid?
Our new challenger is a man from South Carolina who we’re calling the Sexy Stabber. He was having carnal relations with someone and making quite a bit of noise when his roommate came home and asked him to quiet down. This only angered our challanger causing him to stab his roommate repeadedly.
Those are our choices for the week. Get your votes in and help us figure out the Douche of of the Week!
UPDATE – OUR 5 TIME CHAMPION HAS BEEN DETHRONED! THE SUING TEACHER IS OUR DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK!
Week 10 pits our longest running champion (5 WEEKS!) against a new comer who just may take the cake this week. We’ll let you be the judge.
Our reigning (and record holding) champion is crabrevenge.com, which is known selling lice for the southern regions of whoever is ticking you off. Seems a bit excessive and definitely d-bag material.
Our challenger who approaches is The Suing Teacher. This German woman is suing a 14 year old student for merely drawing a bunny rabbit on the chalkboard. Our teacher is deathly afraid of rabbits, so much so that a 14 year olds scribblings on the chalkboard cause her to have a meltdown, and now is suing for damages. Who sues a kid?
There are the stories, the rest is up to you. Vote on our poll to the right and help us decide who our Douche of the Week is!
UPDATE – CRABREVENGE.COM HAS WON FOR A 5th WEEK IN A ROW.
Week 9 sets the stage between our unpresidented 4th week champion against the challenger who is not afraid of touching a man. Here’s all the details…
Our reigning (and record holding) champion is crabrevenge.com, which is known selling lice for the southern regions of whoever is ticking you off. Seems a bit excessive and definitely d-bag material.
Our challanger is the Dallas Twister. Miss Twister was caught taking some supplies from a Home Depot, and after the guards chased her, she decided she would catch the guards by surprise and twist their testicals. As the guards in pain backed off, she pulled a knife on them, but was overtaken after an asthma attack.
Time to vote! Help us out as we pick this week’s Douche of the Week!!
UPDATE – CRABREVENGE.COM TAKES THE BELT FOR THE 4TH WEEK IN A ROW, BREAKING THE PREVIOUS TUB RECORD OF 3 WEEKS!
This week our 3 week reigning champ, CRABREVENGE.com, is back and wearing the belt proud. But from a lonely lake speeds our challenger, who will simply be known to us, as The Wedding Flasher. Lets get to know our contestants…
Our reigning champion is crabrevenge.com, which is known selling lice for the southern regions of whoever is ticking you off. Seems a bit excessive and definitely d-bag material.
The Wedding Flasher is our challenger. It was a beautiful day at the lake, the kind of day a bride would dream about since being a little girl. Little did that bride, or the groom for that matter, realize that their perfect day at the lake exchanging vows would forever haunt them. Our friend The Wedding Flasher who was out on the lake for a day of boating, saw the wedding, and despite discouragement from his crew, dropped his swimtrunks, not once, but twice during the wedding service.
These are simply the facts. The rest is up to you. Vote now for your Douche of the Week, and make sure you don’t miss Episode 9 this Thursday, June 10th for the results!
