Nathan set us up this week. He gave us a slew of stories and then slept in. We got a ton of weird things like robots making burgers, 1986 space ships and dolphins.

Stories – FARTS & BALANCED

Flippy the burger-flipping robot is already on a break -kiii tv

Family eats decades-old cereal bought at Walmart -WTOL

A startup is pitching a mind-uploading service that is “100 percent fatal” -Technology Review

“We brought down the Challenger space shuttle in 1986,” claims Turkish sect leader -Hürriet Daily News

Man steals neighbor’s peacock, gets chased by angry birds -WFTV

A review of ‘The Shape of Water,’ from a guy who had sex with a dolphin -Huffington Post